Best if Worn By...a blind person who wears Smart Glasses - "WARNING: MAY SPONTANEOUSLY ACCESS INFORMATION” Our unisex long sleeve tee.

A crisp, commanding layout with the phrase: “WARNING: MAY SPONTANEOUSLY ACCESS INFORMATION.”
The word “WARNING” leads in bold white caps, stark and grounded. Below, the word “MAY” rests inside a cyan, horizontal tag-shaped block — unembellished, functional. “SPONTANEOUSLY” follows in strong uppercase, giving pace. “ACCESS” appears in thinner cyan lines, bookended by minimalist arrow shapes. “INFORMATION” anchors the composition, blocky and resolute.
No excess, no clutter — just clarity and control. A wearable statement that quietly asserts: this interface thinks.

Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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